Tuesday, April 7, 2009


I may hate them now but I was party of that Metallica army.
I also love lists - like Metallica lists.

Denis Leary still sucks


Rescue Me is back in action today.

As usual plenty of hazardously offensive material and crude obnoxious material - true this at home kiddies!

Soundtrack as opposed to the first three seasons sounds weak. Eventually it maybe a single voice with some room sounds as the background fade out song for each show.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Happy Birthday Alex


Initial though of posting Libby's photo of you smiling ear to ear with your arms around Mickey Mouse while dead asleep would be too cruel. I'll do that tomorrow.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

I love this place!

Pillow Whacked


The International Pillow Fight Day 2009 has come and gone.
It was yesterday and it was spectacular. (hold your own opinion to yourself)

In NYC it was held on Wall St - possibly a snuff onto the bankers in some sort or just to make one big joke of things. Not so clear.

Recap of the event could be found here : Photos.
The first photo from the third set of photos - bottom left, thats my shoe. To prove it, here is another angle of the kids playing:

Sometimes Fear Has the Apropriate Response

A new Tim Burton movie is coming on the 9/09/09
Make it of it what you will but the previews appear stunning.

Its looks like a perfect mix of bleak existence with a narrow glimpse of hope for _____ (fill in your own). The flick has this beautiful way of showing the need to truly bleed to achieve anything and to make that something to be really precious.

Thank you post apocalyptic sci fi story telling. Anything remember the Highlander series after it took the same turn.
Here is a buzz website preview:
A new era in animated storytelling begins on 9.9.09. Visionary filmmakers Tim Burton (The Corpse Bride, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory) and Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted, Nightwatch) join forces to produce wunderkind director Shane Acker’s distinctively original and thrilling tale. 9 stars Elijah Wood, John C. Reilly, Jennifer Connelly, Martin Landau, Christopher Plummer and Crispin Glover and features the music of Danny Elfman. When 9 (The Lord of the Ring’s Elijah Wood) first comes to life, he finds himself in a post-apocalyptic world. All humans are gone, and it is only by chance that he discovers a small community of others like him taking refuge from fearsome machines that roam the earth intent on their extinction. Despite being the neophyte of the group, 9 convinces the others that hiding will do them no good. They must take the offensive if they are to survive, and they must discover why the machines want to destroy them in the first place. As they’ll soon come to learn, the very future of civilization may depend on them."

The title audio track is also a great song by a band I believed sucked but I was tragically wrong!

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Intellectual Property Wayward

IBM swallowing SUN Systems (for $7bil) - this can not be good news for brain power...



On a totally side note - I like candy :)

Draw it up AIG

As unbiased as I cant be.

Everyone at this point I am sure everyone has seen the AIG Jake DeSantis high calamati resignation letter to AIG after being locked into the Financial Products Div for a decade or so.
Make your own opinion.



Here is a dry point with an exclamation point at the end rebuttal / breakdown of the letter.

Unfortunately opinions aside, binding law contracts stick but god forbid you get on a high chair to be all ethical.
Sound more like a women scorned.

The ties of power

Hey, This is just cool.
If you ever wanted to draw your how ever many degrees of Kevin Bacon connection amongst those in higher wealth power - well its already been done for you here: no wait here :)

She is like a car

Did you know Portia De Rossi's name is pronounced just like the car Porche - what is she, some sort of a goalie for the Montreal Canadians?

Neither did I but who cares?
Check out the lovely spoof she made after getting on one knee and doing dirty with Ellen TooGenerious to share.... bitch.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Wolverine

Wolverine movie - crap on a stick
Putting aside that I've licked just about every page wolverine appeared on in a comic book.
What the freak is the Wolverine movie all about?
They have created nothing but a oh-by-the-way melodrama out of a saga that took 40 years to unravel.
With every breathtaking fact taking up to a year to reveal.
Sure its a movie so take liberty with the original plot and re-invent it, no need to stick to the binding original,
but has anyone ever heard of character development?

Seriously its as tacky as a Long Island gal trumping down 6th Avenue making conversation with loony preachy bin.
Thats a personal reference but you can carry it if you gotta

Mindless Music

Ever feeling feeling like a character from the Scanner Darkly where some part of the front lobe has gone for a walk with the dog?
Not so much as a drug reference but rather a combination of lack of sleep and serious abuse of basic uppers, from your caffeinated tea to SPARKS on the rocks.

Well if you do - this is how your soundtrack would be like:
Mindless Self Indulgence - 2 Hookers and an 8 Ball

MTA is loosing cense, shekles and pounds


Or I am loosing it.... ever have on the commute home - the doors open on the wrong side of the train, facing the wall rather then the station?

Either the conductor had a good laugh or I've done crack without the pipe.

Despicable

I am terrible...

Horrible news way of Canuck land or a place Mark Messier once spent a vacation.
NHLer Taylor Pyatt's fiancee dies after car accident in Jamaica.
Question is - what the hell is she doing vacationing without the dude in Jamaica before the wedding. Actually spare me, I dont care - she is dead, its not cool but thats not my point.

My point is - pro hockey players for the most part either have hot or ugly wives/girlfriends. 'Cause the lady above is dead they posted a photo of the team's significant others. Stop the ones that make your eyes water... damn it I may have to hang up the sticks.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Милый, черный юмор


I am in shitty hyperactive mood - here is a cure
(If you dont get it. Learn Russian folks... )

This song better end


Now for an international annoying hit.
From the mother land to satisfy your Easter chocolate bunny fixation -

Пьер Нарцисc

This is the song that doesnt end

Catchiest song ever list - #5
Moth - I see sound.

Someday Pigs WILL Fly

but not today.

A note on saving for the future - we all talk, think and smell about it, but we thrivasly spend on anything that shines our way.

Sure we are the generation that would gladly live on Top Ramen (yum!)->
just to have enough spare cash for that Dukati we are trying to make payments on while still not missing a couch in the living room.

However we maybe reaching our limits or just forgetting that one day you will too get old and unable to get up in the morning - for a DECADE!
OLD age is like for 30 years you buggers.

Catchiest site on the radio has been strangely enough - Feed the pig.
Ok maybe its just cause he is a fat walking pig with a sadomasochistic hole in his head. The things I want to do to him... tsk tsk... no seriously all PG / NC - over 35.

The Yid's are coming

The Coen Brothers are supposed to make a film soon enough about:

Here are a few what if scenarios this book paints that will tickle your what if, really? well what would happen button:

-WW2 jews got acceptance somewhere on their way of Germany on the many boats that went no where but back to Germany. These Jews ended up in Alaska of all places.
-They are now referred to as the Frozen Chosen people.
-Now Jews are about to loose the temporary home there.
-The book is about some Jewish detective in Alaska with a half jewish half Eskimo partner (common thing to inter marry there)
-The assignment is to figure out a murder case and "investigate a fascinating underworld of Orthodox black-hat gangs and crime-lord rabbis".

Weird good shit

Which ones are the Cats?

A great new find - spotted way of others.
Check out a preview of a series coming along from across the ocean:

Cat Shit One Movie Trailer









(Thats clearly an awesome title just by itself. Nevermind the bunnies killing what appears to be donkeys. Only begs the question of which ones are the cats?)
Now it kinda bugs me that its Japanese - cant really associate/empathize with them to place me in the action well unless I learn Japanese. I am not ethnocentric but damn these guys for never siding with any of the sides i have lived with...

Thank you wiki for a breakdown:

Plot:

The manga follows three American soldiers in the Vietnam War named Bota, Perky and Rats. All three are in the recon group called Cat Shit One. Each mission (or chapter) shows the daily activities of the reconnaissance group in Vietnam. There are sections of the manga which give brief history and truths behind the war, such as the types of weapons used by different countries and the activities of forces in the war. At the end of volume one there is a chapter called Dog Shit One — separate from the main story — showing human characters.
However : The animated version was rumoured to revolve around the Iran hostage crisis, rather than Vietnam,[3], but a version of the trailer that includes non-official English subtitles indicates that the action takes place after 1991.[4] The series is due for release early 2010

The manga depicts the characters as different animals according to their nationality as follows:

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

I am a geek


Look seriously folks - its awesome to laugh at things that take possibly between 2 to 10 seconds to sink in, especially if they gradually continue to sink in. ie:
XKCD webcomic baby...

It gets interesting

Between work and gym these guys were a plenty.

"Hey, this bail out hat isnt gonna fill itself, 'cmon people! Act now!"

There is one of these guys on a pogo stick not in the photo op as I tried to be least obnoxious about taking their picture.

Come Friday there will be another protest and more pictures plus results.

Fooled

April Fools

If you are looking for jokes, pranks and things of sorts - well here we go.



Best jokes in my home land:
Vandals blew a gaping hole in the rear end of a statue of Communist leader Vladimir Lenin.
The April Fools Day blast damaged one of the last Soviet-era monuments to Lenin still standing in Russia's former imperial capital of Saint Petersburg, allowing daylight to shine through a huge hole in Lenin's hindquarters.




Cheap skate April Fools-
What truck did it fall off of?

2006 Lamborghini Gallardo - Some assembly required





Should All males be cut and circumscized ?

This should be April Fools.