Type Casting

Words of wisdom had fallen upon me - most films fail not so much due to bad writing or acting but cause of terrible casting.
Here is a thought - for the latest piece of shit Wolverine movie instead of Hugh Jackman for the lead role, maybe they should have put Glen Danzig in the role.
"Hey Glen, your short, hairy, tough guy! Can you get pissed off and rip some heads apart, ehh on second thought just act natural!"
I mean the guy is a fan already...
Lets Compare with one wearing tons of making and hair plugs while the other is in his normal status quo environment.












Fucking thoughts so...
and looky here imdb is showing that Danzig was approached for the role - I am brilliant!

By the way - on the metal band wagon, BIOHAZARD is back together, in case anyone got sick of seeing Evan Sienfield's dick in his wife's Tera Patrick's giant ass on the most recent porno flick.

Mike has me beat

Tough new sports from the likes of Dane's - under water rugby!

Thank you for turning me onto another way that I can punch, grapple and hurt my fellow man!
and for the lovely video of your team in competition!

Here's Johnny,

Ed McMahon died today at 86.
Did anyone know he was still alive - but aside from that -Ed's "Here's Johnny'' catchphrase was as unique and American as apple pie (now look up where we stole that from Johnny!)

Here is to you bud!

Live from the fields

Welcome to guerrilla marking ehem I mean gorilla/guerrilla news reporting, yeah that’s it. The death of an Iranian woman, on what was probably a phone camera, was shown all over the major news agency to put a live suffering face to the cause. Should it possibly create another martyr for the cause?

This isn’t the first time someone dies unjustly on camera, i.e. there were many angles shot of a cop putting a bullet in the back of an already cuffed suspect lying on the ground a few years ago. It is the first time the major channels are looping the story. Whats up with that?

Eat more Chiken!

And we are back at high gas prices once again!
Following the likes of Nostradamus - I am putting out my own personal predictions: Within 2 years the near price will be $6 per gallon.
Food prices will again kick up since they planted way less last time around. Tan tan tan - doomsday!

What do you leave behind?

The dinosaur remains are dated by the carbon left behind, everything leaves its carbon foot print and moreover what thing do we these days leave behind?
Because it was too easy to figure out the owner of the garbage below:
Think of what you leave behind....

Damnation

And another rain drop on the way! No bike riding today:

Love the rain but its hampering all the possibilities for long distance bike rides. Wiping out is actually kinda fun but one cant possibly go full speed all the time on a layer of NYC concrete that has rain water bringing up all the oil and sludge embedded in it while I am riding on less then an inch of pressurized rubber.
Bloody Hell!
Mean time - I am a great fan of Christopher Hitchens. I may not agree with every little thing the blow hog says but for the most part he is bloody brilliant! Check out the sorry excuse for a deceased rat (in a beauty pegant W.Churchill will beat him o the crown) get the feminine treatment:

Bouncy! Boinky! Buzz

WTF?

Burn baby Burn!

Tom some dismay my ceiling fan went on fire. Surprisingly uneventful - everyone gotten out without a scratch. I guess beware of your appliances, have them spayed and neutered? Or just simply have a fire extinguisher on hand at all times. I am only now left wondering why burned wire smells a lot like old fish, recycling contents? Input suggested.
In case you were wondering this is what the inside of an electrical fire looks like (click me):

Skanky Canadian Slut

Fuck the Pain Away herself - Peaches, will be in concert Friday night in Brooklyn and I am beginning to kick myself over not going.
Sure you're turned on but her initial sexually ambiguous songs but eventually like the first shot of cough medicine you are left with a bitter taste. I could easily cut it too her being too masculine before being accused of all women empowered shit but she kinda looks like a dude in drag...
Either way you cut after realizing that she is possibly the only cunt (and I mean that in a nice way) to stand up easy to the likes of Iggy Pop" I have to go see this show!

First one to Fart

Our ever not so present Bay Area ' punkers ' Rancid! are tuned back up and around with - 'Last one to die' song getting some air play these days.
God damn mother fucker - these ugly stools sound like they've already died twice over.
Talk about not living up to your image with your sound! Besides sounding weak and haggard, they clearly cant afford a decent video director/producer to cover up their aging bones.
Cobain had it right... It's better to burn out than fade away.

I was looking for something

Seek and you shall find... actually I didnt anything except some random T&A.
Thank you Google, go figure.

Gym time inspirational.

I bet their father said things like - "Remember kiddies - daddy hates you y'all"

Guess who...

1. I am back. Hate mail encouraged.

4. When do you go above and beyond - at which point are you willing to cross the gross line to satisfy a nasty but delicious habit.
As I'm smoking and sipping coffee from an open container filling more with New York rain (gutter) water and less with coffee, I start to wonder.... accidentally ash in the coffee and sip along. Where would I draw the line, nah - where would you?!
The smoke and coffee habit many NYerks swear by-What would it take for you to stop, better yet what are your sly work around? Knocking out no smoking sign posted on the wall? Are you willing to sneak behind the fire alarms of the roof? Shag the building's firewarden for the keys to the roof? Keep the fag whole in your mouth and exhale thru the nose, etc.