For Moish

Thanks for Smoking:

Brilliant Looking

As if the readers of the Economist weren't pompous enough, their site provides a glimpse of the keen audience that the magazine wishes to that exclusive subscriber pack.
Who am I kidding - its great piece of work, just too bad spotify does not work in the states.

How sweet it is !

Revenge - oh how sweet it is!

Longing on a Dream

Terrible to truly admit this but I long to be a Moskovite a few days back 'cause Faith No More passed thru and they have no intentions of making their way here!

Type Casting

Words of wisdom had fallen upon me - most films fail not so much due to bad writing or acting but cause of terrible casting.
Here is a thought - for the latest piece of shit Wolverine movie instead of Hugh Jackman for the lead role, maybe they should have put Glen Danzig in the role.
"Hey Glen, your short, hairy, tough guy! Can you get pissed off and rip some heads apart, ehh on second thought just act natural!"
I mean the guy is a fan already...
Lets Compare with one wearing tons of making and hair plugs while the other is in his normal status quo environment.












Fucking thoughts so...
and looky here imdb is showing that Danzig was approached for the role - I am brilliant!

By the way - on the metal band wagon, BIOHAZARD is back together, in case anyone got sick of seeing Evan Sienfield's dick in his wife's Tera Patrick's giant ass on the most recent porno flick.

Mike has me beat

Tough new sports from the likes of Dane's - under water rugby!

Thank you for turning me onto another way that I can punch, grapple and hurt my fellow man!
and for the lovely video of your team in competition!

Here's Johnny,

Ed McMahon died today at 86.
Did anyone know he was still alive - but aside from that -Ed's "Here's Johnny'' catchphrase was as unique and American as apple pie (now look up where we stole that from Johnny!)

Here is to you bud!

Live from the fields

Welcome to guerrilla marking ehem I mean gorilla/guerrilla news reporting, yeah that’s it. The death of an Iranian woman, on what was probably a phone camera, was shown all over the major news agency to put a live suffering face to the cause. Should it possibly create another martyr for the cause?

This isn’t the first time someone dies unjustly on camera, i.e. there were many angles shot of a cop putting a bullet in the back of an already cuffed suspect lying on the ground a few years ago. It is the first time the major channels are looping the story. Whats up with that?

Eat more Chiken!

And we are back at high gas prices once again!
Following the likes of Nostradamus - I am putting out my own personal predictions: Within 2 years the near price will be $6 per gallon.
Food prices will again kick up since they planted way less last time around. Tan tan tan - doomsday!

What do you leave behind?

The dinosaur remains are dated by the carbon left behind, everything leaves its carbon foot print and moreover what thing do we these days leave behind?
Because it was too easy to figure out the owner of the garbage below:
Think of what you leave behind....

Damnation

And another rain drop on the way! No bike riding today:

Love the rain but its hampering all the possibilities for long distance bike rides. Wiping out is actually kinda fun but one cant possibly go full speed all the time on a layer of NYC concrete that has rain water bringing up all the oil and sludge embedded in it while I am riding on less then an inch of pressurized rubber.
Bloody Hell!
Mean time - I am a great fan of Christopher Hitchens. I may not agree with every little thing the blow hog says but for the most part he is bloody brilliant! Check out the sorry excuse for a deceased rat (in a beauty pegant W.Churchill will beat him o the crown) get the feminine treatment:

Bouncy! Boinky! Buzz

WTF?

Burn baby Burn!

Tom some dismay my ceiling fan went on fire. Surprisingly uneventful - everyone gotten out without a scratch. I guess beware of your appliances, have them spayed and neutered? Or just simply have a fire extinguisher on hand at all times. I am only now left wondering why burned wire smells a lot like old fish, recycling contents? Input suggested.
In case you were wondering this is what the inside of an electrical fire looks like (click me):

Skanky Canadian Slut

Fuck the Pain Away herself - Peaches, will be in concert Friday night in Brooklyn and I am beginning to kick myself over not going.
Sure you're turned on but her initial sexually ambiguous songs but eventually like the first shot of cough medicine you are left with a bitter taste. I could easily cut it too her being too masculine before being accused of all women empowered shit but she kinda looks like a dude in drag...
Either way you cut after realizing that she is possibly the only cunt (and I mean that in a nice way) to stand up easy to the likes of Iggy Pop" I have to go see this show!

First one to Fart

Our ever not so present Bay Area ' punkers ' Rancid! are tuned back up and around with - 'Last one to die' song getting some air play these days.
God damn mother fucker - these ugly stools sound like they've already died twice over.
Talk about not living up to your image with your sound! Besides sounding weak and haggard, they clearly cant afford a decent video director/producer to cover up their aging bones.
Cobain had it right... It's better to burn out than fade away.

I was looking for something

Seek and you shall find... actually I didnt anything except some random T&A.
Thank you Google, go figure.

Gym time inspirational.

I bet their father said things like - "Remember kiddies - daddy hates you y'all"

Guess who...

1. I am back. Hate mail encouraged.

4. When do you go above and beyond - at which point are you willing to cross the gross line to satisfy a nasty but delicious habit.
As I'm smoking and sipping coffee from an open container filling more with New York rain (gutter) water and less with coffee, I start to wonder.... accidentally ash in the coffee and sip along. Where would I draw the line, nah - where would you?!
The smoke and coffee habit many NYerks swear by-What would it take for you to stop, better yet what are your sly work around? Knocking out no smoking sign posted on the wall? Are you willing to sneak behind the fire alarms of the roof? Shag the building's firewarden for the keys to the roof? Keep the fag whole in your mouth and exhale thru the nose, etc.

I may hate them now but I was party of that Metallica army.
I also love lists - like Metallica lists.

Denis Leary still sucks

Rescue Me is back in action today.

As usual plenty of hazardously offensive material and crude obnoxious material - true this at home kiddies!

Soundtrack as opposed to the first three seasons sounds weak. Eventually it maybe a single voice with some room sounds as the background fade out song for each show.

Happy Birthday Alex

Initial though of posting Libby's photo of you smiling ear to ear with your arms around Mickey Mouse while dead asleep would be too cruel. I'll do that tomorrow.

I love this place!

Pillow Whacked

The International Pillow Fight Day 2009 has come and gone.
It was yesterday and it was spectacular. (hold your own opinion to yourself)

In NYC it was held on Wall St - possibly a snuff onto the bankers in some sort or just to make one big joke of things. Not so clear.

Recap of the event could be found here : Photos.
The first photo from the third set of photos - bottom left, thats my shoe. To prove it, here is another angle of the kids playing:

Sometimes Fear Has the Apropriate Response

A new Tim Burton movie is coming on the 9/09/09
Make it of it what you will but the previews appear stunning.

Its looks like a perfect mix of bleak existence with a narrow glimpse of hope for _____ (fill in your own). The flick has this beautiful way of showing the need to truly bleed to achieve anything and to make that something to be really precious.

Thank you post apocalyptic sci fi story telling. Anything remember the Highlander series after it took the same turn.
Here is a buzz website preview:
A new era in animated storytelling begins on 9.9.09. Visionary filmmakers Tim Burton (The Corpse Bride, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory) and Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted, Nightwatch) join forces to produce wunderkind director Shane Acker’s distinctively original and thrilling tale. 9 stars Elijah Wood, John C. Reilly, Jennifer Connelly, Martin Landau, Christopher Plummer and Crispin Glover and features the music of Danny Elfman. When 9 (The Lord of the Ring’s Elijah Wood) first comes to life, he finds himself in a post-apocalyptic world. All humans are gone, and it is only by chance that he discovers a small community of others like him taking refuge from fearsome machines that roam the earth intent on their extinction. Despite being the neophyte of the group, 9 convinces the others that hiding will do them no good. They must take the offensive if they are to survive, and they must discover why the machines want to destroy them in the first place. As they’ll soon come to learn, the very future of civilization may depend on them."

The title audio track is also a great song by a band I believed sucked but I was tragically wrong!

Intellectual Property Wayward

IBM swallowing SUN Systems (for $7bil) - this can not be good news for brain power...



On a totally side note - I like candy :)

Draw it up AIG

As unbiased as I cant be.

Everyone at this point I am sure everyone has seen the AIG Jake DeSantis high calamati resignation letter to AIG after being locked into the Financial Products Div for a decade or so.
Make your own opinion.


Here is a dry point with an exclamation point at the end rebuttal / breakdown of the letter.

Unfortunately opinions aside, binding law contracts stick but god forbid you get on a high chair to be all ethical.
Sound more like a women scorned.

The ties of power

Hey, This is just cool.
If you ever wanted to draw your how ever many degrees of Kevin Bacon connection amongst those in higher wealth power - well its already been done for you here: no wait here :)

She is like a car

Did you know Portia De Rossi's name is pronounced just like the car Porche - what is she, some sort of a goalie for the Montreal Canadians?

Neither did I but who cares?
Check out the lovely spoof she made after getting on one knee and doing dirty with Ellen TooGenerious to share.... bitch.

Wolverine

Wolverine movie - crap on a stick
Putting aside that I've licked just about every page wolverine appeared on in a comic book.
What the freak is the Wolverine movie all about?
They have created nothing but a oh-by-the-way melodrama out of a saga that took 40 years to unravel.
With every breathtaking fact taking up to a year to reveal.
Sure its a movie so take liberty with the original plot and re-invent it, no need to stick to the binding original,
but has anyone ever heard of character development?

Seriously its as tacky as a Long Island gal trumping down 6th Avenue making conversation with loony preachy bin.
Thats a personal reference but you can carry it if you gotta

Mindless Music

Ever feeling feeling like a character from the Scanner Darkly where some part of the front lobe has gone for a walk with the dog?
Not so much as a drug reference but rather a combination of lack of sleep and serious abuse of basic uppers, from your caffeinated tea to SPARKS on the rocks.

Well if you do - this is how your soundtrack would be like:
Mindless Self Indulgence - 2 Hookers and an 8 Ball

MTA is loosing cense, shekles and pounds

Or I am loosing it.... ever have on the commute home - the doors open on the wrong side of the train, facing the wall rather then the station?

Either the conductor had a good laugh or I've done crack without the pipe.

Despicable

I am terrible...

Horrible news way of Canuck land or a place Mark Messier once spent a vacation.
NHLer Taylor Pyatt's fiancee dies after car accident in Jamaica.
Question is - what the hell is she doing vacationing without the dude in Jamaica before the wedding. Actually spare me, I dont care - she is dead, its not cool but thats not my point.

My point is - pro hockey players for the most part either have hot or ugly wives/girlfriends. 'Cause the lady above is dead they posted a photo of the team's significant others. Stop the ones that make your eyes water... damn it I may have to hang up the sticks.

Милый, черный юмор

I am in shitty hyperactive mood - here is a cure
(If you dont get it. Learn Russian folks... )

This song better end

Now for an international annoying hit.
From the mother land to satisfy your Easter chocolate bunny fixation -

Пьер Нарцисc

This is the song that doesnt end

Catchiest song ever list - #5
Moth - I see sound.

Someday Pigs WILL Fly

but not today.

A note on saving for the future - we all talk, think and smell about it, but we thrivasly spend on anything that shines our way.

Sure we are the generation that would gladly live on Top Ramen (yum!)->
just to have enough spare cash for that Dukati we are trying to make payments on while still not missing a couch in the living room.

However we maybe reaching our limits or just forgetting that one day you will too get old and unable to get up in the morning - for a DECADE!
OLD age is like for 30 years you buggers.

Catchiest site on the radio has been strangely enough - Feed the pig.
Ok maybe its just cause he is a fat walking pig with a sadomasochistic hole in his head. The things I want to do to him... tsk tsk... no seriously all PG / NC - over 35.

The Yid's are coming

The Coen Brothers are supposed to make a film soon enough about:

Here are a few what if scenarios this book paints that will tickle your what if, really? well what would happen button:

-WW2 jews got acceptance somewhere on their way of Germany on the many boats that went no where but back to Germany. These Jews ended up in Alaska of all places.
-They are now referred to as the Frozen Chosen people.
-Now Jews are about to loose the temporary home there.
-The book is about some Jewish detective in Alaska with a half jewish half Eskimo partner (common thing to inter marry there)
-The assignment is to figure out a murder case and "investigate a fascinating underworld of Orthodox black-hat gangs and crime-lord rabbis".

Weird good shit

Which ones are the Cats?

A great new find - spotted way of others.
Check out a preview of a series coming along from across the ocean:

Cat Shit One Movie Trailer

(Thats clearly an awesome title just by itself. Nevermind the bunnies killing what appears to be donkeys. Only begs the question of which ones are the cats?)
Now it kinda bugs me that its Japanese - cant really associate/empathize with them to place me in the action well unless I learn Japanese. I am not ethnocentric but damn these guys for never siding with any of the sides i have lived with...

Thank you wiki for a breakdown:

Plot:

The manga follows three American soldiers in the Vietnam War named Bota, Perky and Rats. All three are in the recon group called Cat Shit One. Each mission (or chapter) shows the daily activities of the reconnaissance group in Vietnam. There are sections of the manga which give brief history and truths behind the war, such as the types of weapons used by different countries and the activities of forces in the war. At the end of volume one there is a chapter called Dog Shit One — separate from the main story — showing human characters.
However : The animated version was rumoured to revolve around the Iran hostage crisis, rather than Vietnam,^[3], but a version of the trailer that includes non-official English subtitles indicates that the action takes place after 1991.^[4] The series is due for release early 2010

The manga depicts the characters as different animals according to their nationality as follows:

• American - Rabbit
• Vietnamese - Cat
• French - Pig
• Chinese - Panda
• Japanese - Monkey and Gorilla
• Russian - Bear
• Korean - Dog
• British - Rat
• Australian - Kangaroo and Koala

I am a geek

Look seriously folks - its awesome to laugh at things that take possibly between 2 to 10 seconds to sink in, especially if they gradually continue to sink in. ie:
XKCD webcomic baby...

It gets interesting

Between work and gym these guys were a plenty.

"Hey, this bail out hat isnt gonna fill itself, 'cmon people! Act now!"

There is one of these guys on a pogo stick not in the photo op as I tried to be least obnoxious about taking their picture.

Come Friday there will be another protest and more pictures plus results.

Fooled

April Fools

If you are looking for jokes, pranks and things of sorts - well here we go.



Best jokes in my home land:
Vandals blew a gaping hole in the rear end of a statue of Communist leader Vladimir Lenin.
The April Fools Day blast damaged one of the last Soviet-era monuments to Lenin still standing in Russia's former imperial capital of Saint Petersburg, allowing daylight to shine through a huge hole in Lenin's hindquarters.




Cheap skate April Fools-
What truck did it fall off of?

2006 Lamborghini Gallardo - Some assembly required

Should All males be cut and circumscized ?

This should be April Fools.

Rangers vs Devils

A lovely rivalry to watch, Rangers vs Devils...
Gnawing teeth, drewel and a lynch mob - thats what the game is like.

Always close, always means more then it is, always bloody....

Rangers pulled it out by pressing in the offensive zone and Devils lost it by chasing Avery's behind all over the ice.

Rangers Review said it best: "Apparently they haven’t got the message, Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Sean Avery laughs at Superman for having a weakness"

Which can be found the lovely facts page about Sean Avery : section 404.

Find your own favorite:

What color is Sean Avery's blood? Trick question. Sean Avery does not bleed.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Sean Avery".
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Sean Avery.
People with amnesia still remember Sean Avery.
Find your own

Word

Remember - if you built it, they will come.
Or in this case, you will come to them.

One cool strange day....

Diana Kroll

A sweet lady - the all too serious, head stern mistress looking Diana Kroll is in concert right around the corner.
In all that thought i may killed my brand new autumn tie with some morning cereal... bitches we stay in theme! I should always believe in ordering double.

Mother 2#$ like to meticulously strangle the bowl with phone wire - making sure to land right on the adam's apple and press oh so gently.
No really bowl, the one with cereal and milk.

recessionary times

Time for Ramen soup!

Its recessionary times - note you are now to only masturbate with one hand. The other is busy with a part time job.

Welcome to Sin

Punisher war zone - top notch!
Learn of all possibly head shot variations, now if only video games can apply all tha.

F'en Hollywood plush safe crap is really pissing me off.

First Punisher - Dolph Laundren was a suicidal crack head begging a toddler to take him out. That works.
Then greedy bitches did a remake with a whole some image actor who is 'having a bad day' routine. He is cranky at best. Pathetic.
War Zone - Kill EVERYONE! Accidentally kill the innocent random collateral damage folk, ehh shit happens. Kill an FBI agent, so what, figure out he has a family and shit and is the ultimate suffer just cause 'good guy', start feeling really guilty, get really suicidal, blow more skulls away, in fights cause maximum permanent damage (eye gouging, bone shattering, etc)... thats some real issues.
Great flick... some T&A rape scenes and I would have voted for an Oscar.

Actually its glossing over a lot of what Punisher is - complete unabiding merciless vengeance.
To him its all black and white - and final. The writers always include a blurb -"when in doubt, hit back hard'

Its wiki page notes -
“ Heidegger, who took Kierkegaard's philosophy further, comes even closer to describing The Punisher: since we can never hope to understand why we're here, if there's even anything to understand, the individual should choose a goal and pursue it wholeheartedly, despite the certainty of death and the meaninglessness of action. That's sure the Punisher as I conceived him: a man who knows he's going to die and who knows in the big picture his actions will count for nothing, but who pursues his course because this is what he has chosen to do."

Let religion burnt the massive and fell to the hypocritical sales pitch, more for the after life ideology.
But try this:
Know you will certainly die. You will die soon.
Give up on all possible after life variations, possibilities and just plain all thoughts whatsoever.
Still try.
Understand that whatever that amounts to will be meaningless at the end.
Try none the less.

Did he say that?

Eh - just cause it made me laugh for an hour:

me: Where is mother nature and evolution when you need it?
m: He would have been battling a raccoon for a piece of bread and would have lost.

m:
it all goes back to nature vs nurture. I'm assuming she destroyed nurture with her attitude and is now planning the same for nature

For April fools - everyone gets wrapping peanuts in their desk. We should fill everyone's cube up according to how nice they are to us. His i'm filling with dynamite