Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Rangers vs Devils

A lovely rivalry to watch, Rangers vs Devils...
Gnawing teeth, drewel and a lynch mob - thats what the game is like.

Always close, always means more then it is, always bloody....

Rangers pulled it out by pressing in the offensive zone and Devils lost it by chasing Avery's behind all over the ice.

Rangers Review said it best: "Apparently they haven’t got the message, Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Sean Avery laughs at Superman for having a weakness"

Which can be found the lovely facts page about Sean Avery : section 404.

Find your own favorite:

What color is Sean Avery's blood? Trick question. Sean Avery does not bleed.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Sean Avery".
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Sean Avery.
People with amnesia still remember Sean Avery.
Find your own

Word


Remember - if you built it, they will come.
Or in this case, you will come to them.





One cool strange day....

Diana Kroll

A sweet lady - the all too serious, head stern mistress looking Diana Kroll is in concert right around the corner.
In all that thought i may killed my brand new autumn tie with some morning cereal... bitches we stay in theme! I should always believe in ordering double.

Mother 2#$ like to meticulously strangle the bowl with phone wire - making sure to land right on the adam's apple and press oh so gently.
No really bowl, the one with cereal and milk.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

recessionary times

Time for Ramen soup!

Its recessionary times - note you are now to only masturbate with one hand. The other is busy with a part time job.

Welcome to Sin

Punisher war zone - top notch!
Learn of all possibly head shot variations, now if only video games can apply all tha.

F'en Hollywood plush safe crap is really pissing me off.

First Punisher - Dolph Laundren was a suicidal crack head begging a toddler to take him out. That works.
Then greedy bitches did a remake with a whole some image actor who is 'having a bad day' routine. He is cranky at best. Pathetic.
War Zone - Kill EVERYONE! Accidentally kill the innocent random collateral damage folk, ehh shit happens. Kill an FBI agent, so what, figure out he has a family and shit and is the ultimate suffer just cause 'good guy', start feeling really guilty, get really suicidal, blow more skulls away, in fights cause maximum permanent damage (eye gouging, bone shattering, etc)... thats some real issues.
Great flick... some T&A rape scenes and I would have voted for an Oscar.

Actually its glossing over a lot of what Punisher is - complete unabiding merciless vengeance.
To him its all black and white - and final. The writers always include a blurb -"when in doubt, hit back hard'

Its wiki page notes -
“ Heidegger, who took Kierkegaard's philosophy further, comes even closer to describing The Punisher: since we can never hope to understand why we're here, if there's even anything to understand, the individual should choose a goal and pursue it wholeheartedly, despite the certainty of death and the meaninglessness of action. That's sure the Punisher as I conceived him: a man who knows he's going to die and who knows in the big picture his actions will count for nothing, but who pursues his course because this is what he has chosen to do."

Let religion burnt the massive and fell to the hypocritical sales pitch, more for the after life ideology.
But try this:
Know you will certainly die. You will die soon.
Give up on all possible after life variations, possibilities and just plain all thoughts whatsoever.
Still try.
Understand that whatever that amounts to will be meaningless at the end.
Try none the less.

Did he say that?

Eh - just cause it made me laugh for an hour:

me: Where is mother nature and evolution when you need it?
m: He would have been battling a raccoon for a piece of bread and would have lost.


m:
it all goes back to nature vs nurture. I'm assuming she destroyed nurture with her attitude and is now planning the same for nature


For April fools - everyone gets wrapping peanuts in their desk. We should fill everyone's cube up according to how nice they are to us. His i'm filling with dynamite

Did this just happen?

I mean really did this happen?
The kiss.
Too much man love but after an rare Islander goal - the man rule allows. Its in spirit of over top hockey goal celebration.

Another totally random... Isnt this the best beginning to any movie?
welcome you were curious, here is the ending!
Very bad rabbi...

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Talk is Cheap

Google Labs is probably run by cloned masses of yours truly because they have come up with solution to all my email problems.

Here are just a few great examples:

-The Email 5 second undo button

-Store emails online

-Feature that prevents users from firing away drunken e-mails during late-night hours. (Don’t know how but they made it… about time!)

As the story goes, this was inspired by:

“Jon Perlow, a Gmail engineer, introduced the practical idea of "Mail Goggles" to help users, including himself, stop sending "mail you later regret." Perlow created the function last fall when he found himself sending messages to an ex-girlfriend -- late at night -- asking to get back together.”

-"forgotten attachment detector"; if the program finds the word "attachment" in the e-mail text, a box pops up reminding the user to add an attachment.

- "E-mail Addict" feature, which forces users to take a break from e-mailing by blocking Gmail for 15 minutes.

A trip too long

Ever gone on a long trip and not have any of these - well not anymore.

Colder in the spring.

After going to last night’s COLD show; I am beginning to realize why these guys were dropped by their label. First twenty minutes of their show is eaten up by a cultish brain washing video about how amazing this band is, first hand accounts how their music changed people’s lives more than any televangelist and how you want to be in the COLD ARMY!

In a nutshell – “I felt like a teenager; rebellious, curious no one understood me so these guys showed me how to have emotions and for that I will follow their every command because I lack a fucking soul and a spine to deal with normal human feelings.

This was the most passive concert I have ever been to. Their most aggressive songs barely lead to a push and pull. These guys clearly looked like they are in no shape to move around a stage. One strange fella played only maybe at most four keys and each time was seriously off causing reverb issues, painful as all hell.

I tried to instigate with the crowd and the only thing I was able to produce was mean looks

I remember the Metallica army. Now that’s an army that took balls to join and a severe beating given out and taken. These pathetic fools were waving their little melancholy arms in hopes of their gun to to return.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Crack!

Like a kick in the nuts a hole in the pants sucks as well...

Red Bull

This entire movie is one constant massive ERECTION:
CRANK2
Hookers guns and none stop gag punching line action...
AMAZING.... can you run with it?!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Selling out for loose change.

Its always lovely to wear silk dress shirt

No really it is… I don’t care how Springsteen you are playing it, you know it’s a nice feel.

Welcome to Equinox. Everyone is a walking stereotype. Everyone is a character / caricature. No one should be allowed to speak.

If you are blond, young and somewhere between a light stutter and a full system reset every 2 min - holding the vowel

thhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis. So liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike I ….

“PLEASE Do not apply household bleach to dye hair so as to save everything for rent on your Tribeca place, you need brain cells, or maybe not”. Hey its actually her story.

The gym is amazing; it has the exact gear to get particular muscle effect. Scope aint the right word. Its evil but its good… damn it…. I aint no spoiled bitch but what the hell nice to try out for cheap.